Piper is in Melbourne. The video opens on Bourke Street with her spinning around.
PIPER: Hey, guys, welcome to the brand new episode of Pipe Up!
Caption: PIPE UP
Piper is looking into the camera.
Caption: 3. Bourke Street
PIPER: Oh, hi, didn't see you there! As you can see, we're at location number three! This is the world- famous Bourke...
TYLER:(off- camera) Pipes...we're going with 'world- famous' are we?
She laughs.
PIPER: We're at the Australia- famous Bourke Street Mall! I hear you asking, 'Who is this Bourke? Why does he have a street named after him?'
Tyler turns the camera on himself.
TYLER: Laaaameee!
The camera turns back to Piper.
PIPER: I don't know. Google it?
We see Tyler on the other side of the tram tracks. A tram passes by and when it's passed, Tyler has vanished.
Cut to outside a sweet shop.
PIPER: Like I need more sugar. Am I right? Am I right? (To Tyler) I want some lollies!
Tyler gives her some money.
PIPER: Thanks...I almost said 'Thanks, Dad', but that's, like, super- weird, so...
She looks at the sweets.
PIPER:(to Tyler) Could I please have...some sour pea...like...
She looks at Tyler.
TYLER: OK, yeah.
PIPER: So, some sour peaches.
TYLER:(to the shopkeeper) Two sugar bombs.
PIPER: I mean, like...
TYLER: Pink for her, blue for me, thank you.
Piper grimaces.
TYLER: How many of them?
PIPER: Gender appropriation!
They walk away from the shop eating sweets.
TYLER: They're *really* good.
PIPER: I know, glad we got them.
We see Piper's legs walking up some steps. Tyler hits one of her shoes off. She grabs her shoe back laughing and runs away from him.
PIPER:(laughing) I swear to God...!
They arrive at a river. Tyler approaches a pigeon.
TYLER: This is the closest I've gotten to Lassiter's ever before.
The pigeon hops off.
TYLER: Hey, come back!
PIPER: Tyler just, like, scared it off.
She clicks her fingers.
PIPER: Just like magic, we're now at spot number four!
Caption: 4. Yarra River
PIPER: I like to call this place, 'General stuff by the River'.
The camera pans to the buildings across the river and then on to Tyler.
TYLER: More like general stuff that comes *out* of the river!
PIPER: Ha ha. Don't pooh-pooh it!
TYLER: Don't pooh-pooh it?!
He pretends to push her into the river.
TYLER: Alright, let's throw you in then!
Piper struggles against him.
PIPER: Don't you *dare*!
TYLER: You wouldn't like that, would you? Cos it's not clean.
PIPER: It...no I...just, I don't want my hair getting wet!
They laugh.
PIPER: With all these cyclists around, it reminded me that our good friend likes to cycle, go for an evening...bike?
Tyler runs after a cyclist.
TYLER: KARL!!! Karl!!
He comes back.
TYLER: It wasn't Karl(!)
PIPER: That was awkward.
They walk along.
PIPER: It is a really lovely night.
TYLER: No, it is.
PIPER: We're really lucky we planned it now.
TYLER: I know, right?
PIPER: We can get some food now?
TYLER: Yeah, if you want...what are you thinking?
PIPER: ...buy me a little drink...
She looks at Tyler conspirationally.
TYLER: No...no, no, no, you're underage.
PIPER: Oh, come on!
TYLER: You are underage, girl.
Piper giggles.
PIPER: You just, like, took someone out with the camera!
TYLER: Sorry! That's alright, that's alright, they didn't feel it I don't think...that's fine.
PIPER: Except that they turned around and went...
She makes a disparaging face.
PIPER: Yeah, little drink, good?
TYLER: Little drink, yes, we can do a mocktail, or we can do some juice...
PIPER: ...or a cocktail. The wedding's in a couple of weeks, I'm definitely going to be drinking then...we're in the city! It's alive, it's buzzing!
TYLER: Yeah...
PIPER: We need to be alive and buzzing!
Tyler turns the camera on himself.
TYLER: Woah, you know what?
Piper is dancing backwards down the path.
TYLER:(laughing at her) Let's go for juice at the moment, OK?
They walk along.
PIPER: Melbourne goes alright, doesn't it.
TYLER: It goes...
He gets twisted up with his words and they laugh.
TYLER: It goes as alright as you, I think.
PIPER: My God, hashtag boyfriend...well, not boyfriend goals, but...
There is a bit of a pause.
TYLER: If only.
There is an awkward silence. After a while, they both try not to laugh. He has his hand on her shoulder.
